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    Friday, April 6th, 2012
    8:54 pm
    I is at the frolicon!!!
    Come to valis.... if u are there... and we should at least meet up and catch up, u should email me. Valiskeogh at gmail.
    And that's of course @gmail.com
    With a valiskeogh at da front.
    Wednesday, April 4th, 2012
    11:35 pm
    Calling mokitty
    If u see this, email me! Valiskeogh at gmail pretty please
    Friday, February 24th, 2012
    5:47 pm
    Bored
    I am. What's up tonight?
    Sunday, November 27th, 2011
    1:01 am
    I
    Am a martyr cause i say i am
    Monday, November 21st, 2011
    7:18 pm
    Bored...
    Sittin in airport in houston for at least another hour. Just long enough for not enough time to go through security and back again for a cig. I have noticed a lot of females wearing boots of some sort in the midwest, that is a custom that should spread.
    Valis
    Nothing else ... or just nothing to report. Oh, did do fairly well in the poker cash games at buffalo thunder casino just outside of santa fe. One night they let me have a dealers coushin, several hours in those chairs can make your butt sore... then just before leaving hit at the roulette table for 130+ , not bad. Will be in selma al next, then back at los alamos, after that not quite sure but colorado is in there somewhere
    Monday, October 24th, 2011
    12:36 am
    sitting in hotel in brentwood...
    hilton suites... i have two flatscreens... couch... cool coffee maker... fridge... seperate bedroom... coffee table... i'm wondering... do i REALLY have to go home? the best western in lawrenceburg tn is going to just feel kinda icky after this one...

    btw, lj will cross post to fb, in case you didn't know.

    Oh yeah, Is there anyone near the Los Alamos area who would like a drink on valis? Next month i'll be there for just about the entire month, currently going to be staying at the... what is it... the Hilton Buffalo Thunder Resort and Casino. so if you're near santa fe... los alamos... Albuquerque, let me know!!
    Valis
    mmmmm... that feels good... Valis.... f'ing facebook and it's real name crap...
    Sunday, October 23rd, 2011
    1:33 am
    Sunday, May 15th, 2011
    1:18 am
    Time for a fun quiz!!! please participate if you can!!
    below is a series of 20 "conditions" or statements. for each statement, please record a rating depending on how the statement applies to you.
    0 being that this statement definitely does not apply to you,
    1 being that the statement somewhat applies to you
    2 being that the statement definitely applies.

    please answer as truthfully and as honestly as you can.

    when you are finished, add up your ratings, and leave a comment with the total number.

    Thank you, and good luck! the winner will receive a sandwich.

    Valis

    1. GLIB and SUPERFICIAL CHARM — the tendency to be smooth, engaging, charming, slick, and verbally facile. Psychopathic charm is not in the least shy, self-conscious, or afraid to say anything. A psychopath never gets tongue-tied. They have freed themselves from the social conventions about taking turns in talking, for example.

    2. GRANDIOSE SELF-WORTH — a grossly inflated view of one’s abilities and self-worth, self-assured, opinionated, cocky, a braggart. Psychopaths are arrogant people who believe they are superior human beings.

    3. NEED FOR STIMULATION or PRONENESS TO BOREDOM — an excessive need for novel, thrilling, and exciting stimulation; taking chances and doing things that are risky. Psychopaths often have a low self-discipline in carrying tasks through to completion because they get bored easily. They fail to work at the same job for any length of time, for example, or to finish tasks that they consider dull or routine.

    4. PATHOLOGICAL LYING — can be moderate or high; in moderate form, they will be shrewd, crafty, cunning, sly, and clever; in extreme form, they will be deceptive, deceitful, underhanded, unscrupulous, manipulative, and dishonest.

    5. CONNING AND MANIPULATIVENESS- the use of deceit and deception to cheat, con, or defraud others for personal gain; distinguished from Item #4 in the degree to which exploitation and callous ruthlessness is present, as reflected in a lack of concern for the feelings and suffering of one’s victims.

    6. LACK OF REMORSE OR GUILT — a lack of feelings or concern for the losses, pain, and suffering of victims; a tendency to be unconcerned, dispassionate, coldhearted, and unempathic. This item is usually demonstrated by a disdain for one’s victims.

    7. SHALLOW AFFECT — emotional poverty or a limited range or depth of feelings; interpersonal coldness in spite of signs of open gregariousness.

    8. CALLOUSNESS and LACK OF EMPATHY — a lack of feelings toward people in general; cold, contemptuous, inconsiderate, and tactless.

    9. PARASITIC LIFESTYLE — an intentional, manipulative, selfish, and exploitative financial dependence on others as reflected in a lack of motivation, low self-discipline, and inability to begin or complete responsibilities.

    10. POOR BEHAVIORAL CONTROLS — expressions of irritability, annoyance, impatience, threats, aggression, and verbal abuse; inadequate control of anger and temper; acting hastily.

    11. PROMISCUOUS SEXUAL BEHAVIOR — a variety of brief, superficial relations, numerous affairs, and an indiscriminate selection of sexual partners; the maintenance of several relationships at the same time; a history of attempts to sexually coerce others into sexual activity or taking great pride at discussing sexual exploits or conquests.

    12. EARLY BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS — a variety of behaviors prior to age 13, including lying, theft, cheating, vandalism, bullying, sexual activity, fire-setting, glue-sniffing, alcohol use, and running away from home.

    13. LACK OF REALISTIC, LONG-TERM GOALS — an inability or persistent failure to develop and execute long-term plans and goals; a nomadic existence, aimless, lacking direction in life.

    14. IMPULSIVITY — the occurrence of behaviors that are unpremeditated and lack reflection or planning; inability to resist temptation, frustrations, and urges; a lack of deliberation without considering the consequences; foolhardy, rash, unpredictable, erratic, and reckless.

    15. IRRESPONSIBILITY — repeated failure to fulfill or honor obligations and commitments; such as not paying bills, defaulting on loans, performing sloppy work, being absent or late to work, failing to honor contractual agreements.

    16. FAILURE TO ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY FOR OWN ACTIONS — a failure to accept responsibility for one’s actions reflected in low conscientiousness, an absence of dutifulness, antagonistic manipulation, denial of responsibility, and an effort to manipulate others through this denial.

    17. MANY SHORT-TERM MARITAL RELATIONSHIPS — a lack of commitment to a long-term relationship reflected in inconsistent, undependable, and unreliable commitments in life, including marital.

    18. JUVENILE DELINQUENCY — behavior problems between the ages of 13-18; mostly behaviors that are crimes or clearly involve aspects of antagonism, exploitation, aggression, manipulation, or a callous, ruthless tough-mindedness.

    19. REVOCATION OF CONDITION RELEASE — a revocation of probation or other conditional release due to technical violations, such as carelessness, low deliberation, or failing to appear.

    20. CRIMINAL VERSATILITY — a diversity of types of criminal offenses, regardless if the person has been arrested or convicted for them; taking great pride at getting away with crimes.

    Saturday, May 14th, 2011
    5:19 am
    bothersome.
    had many thoughts this evening. watching Solitary V4.0.

    really really really would like to be on that show.

    however, through thinking through it, i have come to ... well i think it's possible that i am a complete sociopath. and i dont think that disturbs me very much... is it possible to be disturbed by realizing that something doesn't disturb you?

    hrm, maybe not complete... i empathize well... ... hrm.... requires further study...
    Saturday, March 19th, 2011
    5:52 pm
    US FIRES MISSILES INTO LIBYA
    MARCH 19, 2011
    OBAMA: 'Today we are part of a broad coalition. We are answering the calls of a threatened people. And we are acting in the interests of the United States and the world'...

    MARCH 19, 2003
    BUSH: 'American and coalition forces are in the early stages of military operations to disarm Iraq, to free its people and to defend the world from grave danger...
    Friday, March 18th, 2011
    4:09 am
    night = fail
    Wednesday, March 16th, 2011
    6:11 pm
    do these look familiar to anyone?


    sorry for the crappy webcam pics, but i has found earrings and i dont have a clue who they belong to...
    5:05 pm
    Score!!! and props to my speaking skillz!!!
    i talked my way out of a 250.00 fine today!!!! woohhoooo!!!

    brief story, i was way out, this morning. trying to use the xyrem to get me on a real sleep schedule. long story short, i woke up (throwing up) at about 10. after i'd thrown up, i realized it was very very very quiet in here. save for a couple of beeping noises from UPS backups that were peeved off. what had happened? well of course, huntsville utilities had seen to it to turn off my electricity for a simple thing of non-payment. so, i went to the gas station to check my balance. wasn't enough. so went to parents house, borrowed some cash from them, went to the local office, paid them, and was told that they'd be back today to turn it on. from previous experience i know that wouldn't be till LATE. and i was right, eventually they came back around at nearly 5:00.

    also, from previous experience, i knew it would only annoy the crap out of me if i had to wait that long. so what does a nerd with some electrical background do in such a situation? well DUH, he goes home, grabs wire cutters, cuts the lil "red" "lock" off of the meter, take the meter out, remove the lil plastic inserts that they use to cut the power off, and put the meter back in, INSTANTLY restoring my power.

    now... i know this will get the ire of someone... and quite possibly a fine of some sort... but to tell you the truth, i was tipsy, and didn't much care. i correctly surmmized that in this situation it could be easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission.

    soi waited around.... waited around... and eventually at 5:00 ye' old utilities guy drove up, and i caught him. and i used my wonderful gift of gab to explain that i was sorry, but i had to cut it on early , AFTER i had paid, to make sure my tropical fish didn't die that requred heat (a lil truth in with the lie...) and that yes, i'm not going to lie man, i cut the thing, wouldn't do it again, blah blah. dood was cool, he said normally that's a 250.00 fine, and i said yeah, i'm sorry, wouldn't do it again but i'm not going to lie about it, so he said that's okay man, i'm not doing this (doing this meant simply removing the cut red lock and replacing it with a normal blue one).

    so, score, got my power back on 6 hours earlier than their slacker asses could get back there, and got off cause of my gift of gab.

    btw, if anyone wants to know how to do that, it's awesomely simple... lol

    that's my good thing for today. if it's a good thing. i'm taking it as good.
    Monday, March 14th, 2011
    11:37 am
    for frolicon?


    that pic is hilarious...
    10:56 am
    Quick birthday question
    so... i has a bday coming up (April 20th)

    if my like... big bday wish was to go to tunica, what sort of response do you think i would get if i asked for donations?

    vk
    testing waters
    Saturday, March 12th, 2011
    6:45 pm
    one of the best vids
    just realizing that the traditional way of describing a wave like this is woefully inadequate. i mean the way the description usually stops at the wave "height". you say, the wave was 15 feet high! people can think... hrm... 15... not too bad... i've seen waves that high... would better be described as a wave 15 feet high AND 2 MILES LONG. a wave 6, 10, 15 feet high, isn't too bad if it's... 15-20 feet long, or wide. make it 2 miles wide and totally different story... my xyrem arrived this morning so for the next 48 hours all is right in the world. ... well at least my world. the beauty of pharaceuticals is in the way they can help you to forget, if only temporarily.
    Monday, March 7th, 2011
    7:56 am
    wait... what... ... ow...
    i've re-read this story about a dozen times... and while it's sad... and horrific... and all that jazz... that's not the part that has my brain about to esplode...

    http://apnews.myway.com/article/20110306/D9LPCT1O0.html

    Mother of twins found in toxic Fla. truck charged
    MIAMI (AP) - The mother of a 10-year-old girl who was found dead in an exterminator's truck in Florida was charged Saturday with murder, and faces numerous other abuse and neglect accusations.
    Carmen Barahona was arrested in the death of Nubia Barahona, the Miami-Dade Police Department announced nearly three weeks after the girl was found in the pickup along Interstate 95 in West Palm Beach. She was wrapped in plastic and had been doused with a toxic chemical.
    Her twin brother, Victor, was in the front seat, critically burned by a chemical, authorities said, and their father was lying on the ground nearby, unresponsive. Police said the father doused the boy with a chemical so toxic it sickened rescue workers.
    The father, Jorge Barahona, also apparently put gasoline on himself in what he later told police was a futile suicide attempt by setting himself on fire.
    Jorge Barahona has pleaded not guilty to attempted first-degree murder in the injury of Victor, who has been released from the hospital.
    Authorities haven't said how Nubia was killed.
    Carmen Barahona also faces seven counts of aggravated child abuse and seven counts of child neglect. Her attorney didn't immediately respond to an e-mail, and police refused to elaborate on what led to the charges. The head of the police department was expected to talk to the media Monday, according to the agency's news release.
    State child welfare officials have come under heavy criticism over missed opportunities to help the twins after an anonymous abuse allegation was called into a hotline Feb. 10 - four days before the children were found.
    The caller said the twins' feet and hands were bound with duct tape and they were kept in a bathtub as punishment. Child welfare officials also believe the girl was being starved.
    The officials have described a disturbing picture of a Jorge and Carmen Barahona, who adopted the twins, an 11-year-old autistic boy and a 7-year-old girl from foster care. The couple has been the focus of at least three abuse allegations in the past several years, but nothing ever came of them.


    can you find the brain esplode part? GAME START.
    VK
    7:50 am
    laughed my shapely booty off (LMSBO)


    it's in some foreign language. fast forward to 35 seconds.)
    7:48 am
    Had to post this for for [info]leliel



    Monday, February 28th, 2011
    4:29 am
    you know...
    what i've just realized... after signing on to facebook and leaving a number of comments for my sister who's birthday it is today, comments she'll most likely delete if she values the relationships she has with others, is that facebook is... the definition of "vanilla". and it seems that livejournal is the definition of alternative or kinky. it is good i think that livejournal remains on the outskirts of the mainstream. if it didn't, i couldn't leave messages for my sister on here saying that her legs were hot and knowing that like... 200 people would be AGHAST.

    YOU people would just say... oh... that's valis...
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